Are you ready to assert yourself by getting an internet mammogram?  


Here is what's going to happen (the science). Mammonet® will calculate the pheromones and sap transmitted from your boob to the computer screen.  And with that information, your computer, with the help of the internet, will compute the results.  


But what does all that technical jargon mean in the end?  Well, your result is whether or not you have breast cancer.  It's basically a mammogram,  but without the soggy hands of a human to administer it. 


Easy as fuck


Take the Mammonet© Test NOW!






All you need is a computer, the internet, and a boob.


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