Breast cancer affects millions of people each year, including the family and friends of a breast cancer victim.  So it's probably a shit load more.

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Mammograms help prevent breast cancer by warning of the danger to come.  Unfortunately, you have to go to a Doctor's Office to get one.  How would you like to live in a world where you can have a mammogram in the safety and comfort for your own home?  Well guess what--you do.

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Mammonet® is an internet based mammogram that you can use in the comfort of your own home.  To use Mammonet®, all you need is a computer, the internet, and a boob.  No one will be able to hurt you anymore.

Get ready for the experience of a lifetime.  Your breasts will thank you. I guarantee.

-Trey.